|Hey, it's a Black Wing Gundam! That looks aweso... *gasp* (Cannot unsee!)|
So, here's a cheap toy I bought from Tagaytay: the "Cosmic Warrior", or, as I'd like to call it, "Wing Gundam Ver. Tagaytay"! It's like the "Ver. KA" that you've always never wanted!
The "Gundam" is packed similarly to all the other cheap toys available here in the Philippines which are mostly China-made. I'm not saying that China toys are cheap. After all, almost everything we use probably are manufactured in China, which means there's bound to be crap out there in the sea of imported products. Most cheap or fake products that I see here in our market are mostly China-made. I'm guilty of buying some of them, since fake and cheap doesn't necessarily equal to crap and useless things. In fact, some of them are actually useful and, for the affordable price, is practical. But, we're not here to talk about that, we're here to talk about the Black Gundam Wing thingamajig! LOL.
|"Cosmic FIghting: Deform Series - The Best Welcome Gifts For The Children - The Space War" ...why doesn't it sound impressive?|
|Maybe you should've put it's name where we can see it clearly?!|
|It has 2 accessories. A sword, and a rifle hidden between its legs. *sigh*|
|It's packaged similarly to every typical Chinese knock-off out there.|
|Hey, look. Pictures that have nothing to do with the actual product.|
|Well, at least they've included 2 pictures of Wing Gundam Zero Custom here.|
|"Future Systerm"... Is that what they call a semester in the Gundam Academy? High-five! ...you guys never laugh at my jokes.|
Rip it open!!
|Rip, rip, rip, let it rip! (Let it rip? LOL.)|
|Wow. That was underwhelming.|
|Oh, the wings fell off. Why am I not surprised.|
|Here are the 2 weapons/accessories: The strange-looking Buster Rifle and the "Buster Sword", if I may call it that.|
|Wow... It even looks more ridiculous up close. What's with all the "Sharingan" tattoos? LOL.|
|This... is not a Gundam.|
|This is Uchiha Sasuke's Gundam and has been bestowed upon the powers of the "Sharingan". Who knows? This might be Susano-o's True Final Perfect Ultimate Eternal Form... Nah.|
|"Yay!" pose... The arms can only rotate like this from the shoulder points. Who would've guessed that this thing will practically have no articulation whatsoever?|
|The legs can only be tilted sideways. Yeah. Sideways. Why sideways? Why?|
|The wings are connected to a peg hole at the back and, whaddaya know, the wings' back are hollow.|
|Hey, nobody's going to check the back side so why bother putting decals on there? I mean, nobody even looks at the front side. LOL.|
|Equipped with his 2 "Cosmic Weapons", he is ready for the battle that he will never win! ...Yay?|
For the sake of comparison, here's my 1:144 Scale No Grade Wing Gundam. It's extremely tiny when compared to this monstrosity.
|Showdown! "I don't know how strong your Buster Rifle is, but mine can destroy Mobile Suits even if it's ten feet away from the shot."|
|"This thing is huge! Quick, Pikachu! Use THUNDERBOLT!"|
|"Cosmic Warrior fainted."|
Well, that should do it for this very informal review of mine. I'll see you guys in the next post!